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Carl: Oh…hey…How did he get here?

Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?!

Carl: Me? Uh, I didn't do this!

Paul: Explain what happened, Carl!

Carl: I've never seen him before in my life!

Paul: Why did you kill this person, Carl?

Carl: I do not kill people. That is…that is my least favorite thing to do.

Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.

Carl: Alright, well…I was upstairs…

Paul: Okay…

Carl: I was uh…I was sitting in my room…

Paul: Yes?

Carl: reading a book…

Paul: Go on…

Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in…

Paul: Okay…

Carl: So, I went up to him…

Paul: Yes…

Carl: And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

(Silence.)

Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!

Carl: Oh! Well, I didn't know that!!

Paul: How could you not know that?!

Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK.

(silence)
Paul: What happened to his hands?

Carl: What's that?

Paul: His hands. Why—why are they missing?

Carl: Well, I kind of umm…cooked them up. And ate them.

(silence)
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl!!

Carl: Well, I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands…

Paul: Why on earth would you do that?!

Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!

Paul: Caaaaaarl!

Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies.

Paul: Caarl!

Carl: That only hands would satisfy!

Paul: What is wrong with you, Carl?!

Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That's—that's two things!
llamas with hats is not mine. it is Filmcow's awesomeness. ^^
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:iconthebobsquadlol:
thebobsquadlol Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
my mom and i freaking love llams with hats! i just typed up the second one and sent it to her!
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:iconpokemonluver17:
pokemonluver17 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Paul: Carl, there is a dead human in our house
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:iconthellamaqueenofdoom:
TheLlamaQueenOfDoom Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*whispers* I am Carl. QwQ
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:iconazulagriffon:
AzulaGriffon Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
You look like L to me :P
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:iconthellamaqueenofdoom:
TheLlamaQueenOfDoom Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tis but a profile picture.
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:iconlolploop11:
lolploop11 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Student Artist
:iconllamaplz:
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:iconhtgr8:
htgr8 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Llama...an important part of life 
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:iconnotlisteningcat:
NotListeningCat Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:llama:
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:iconcheese1722:
cheese1722 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
I friggen love this episode!
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:iconareeeiana:
Areeeiana Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Student General Artist
I've already learned it by heart :D
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:iconmoonthegreat:
MoonTheGreat Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
"My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy"

I have that on a t shirt. I literally honest to god have that on a t shirt. Got it at hot topic
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:iconazulagriffon:
AzulaGriffon Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
awww lucky! i want one!
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:iconmoonthegreat:
MoonTheGreat Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol if you have a Hot Topic store near you you could probably find one
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:iconazulagriffon:
AzulaGriffon Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
i do. :T just cant find one. >.>
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:iconmoonthegreat:
MoonTheGreat Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
D: well i hope you one day do. idk if they even still sell it
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:iconazulagriffon:
AzulaGriffon Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
i know right. :T
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:iconmszombiepandasforeva:
MsZombiePandasForeva Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
you.
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:iconkarinart8:
Karinart8 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011  Student Digital Artist
LUV IT! llama...
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:iconazulagriffon:
AzulaGriffon Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011  Student Digital Artist
haha. :D
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:iconkarinart8:
Karinart8 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011  Student Digital Artist
im making a comic of the video! LUV IT
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:iconazulagriffon:
AzulaGriffon Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Student Digital Artist
awesome! send me a link when your done! :D
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:iconkarinart8:
Karinart8 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Student Digital Artist
im finished with the first page! heres the link- [link]

hope you like it! :D
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:iconcutiekitty183:
CutieKitty183 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
CAAARL!
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:iconredbird8899:
redbird8899 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Starts with "carl! Ther is a dead human in our house!" lol don't forget that part. Otherwise, amazing!!! I love these guys
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:iconlonelove:
lonelove Featured By Owner May 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
CARLLLLLLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE
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:iconazulagriffon:
AzulaGriffon Featured By Owner May 21, 2011  Student Digital Artist
lol yep. XD nice icon btw. GIR RULES!
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:iconlonelove:
lonelove Featured By Owner May 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks I <3 Invader Zim
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:iconazulagriffon:
AzulaGriffon Featured By Owner May 22, 2011  Student Digital Artist
me too. my old account was Invadertakfan99 but i changed it. ^^
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:iconlonelove:
lonelove Featured By Owner May 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
thats awesome I love Dib he's my fav ^.^
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:iconazulagriffon:
AzulaGriffon Featured By Owner May 22, 2011  Student Digital Artist
i love the almighty tallest! XD
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:iconlonelove:
lonelove Featured By Owner May 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahah they like to rape people :XD:
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:iconazulagriffon:
AzulaGriffon Featured By Owner May 22, 2011  Student Digital Artist
D: they do?!
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:iconwolf-drawer-kayla:
wolf-drawer-kayla Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that is hilarious!!!!!!! hahahahaha! :rofl:
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:iconazulagriffon:
AzulaGriffon Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011  Student Digital Artist
i knowz. ^^ i love llamas with hats. XD
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:iconwolf-drawer-kayla:
wolf-drawer-kayla Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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:iconazulagriffon:
AzulaGriffon Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011  Student Digital Artist
look at the second one... ^^
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:iconwolf-drawer-kayla:
wolf-drawer-kayla Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
okay
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